I will gladly give my life to defend her beauty, her memory, her wisdom.
(via grumpybilbo)
- Carolyn: Call me at once if anything happens at all.
- Herc: Er, if I could just clarify that a little. Do not call her, no matter what happens.
- Carolyn: Don’t listen to him. Call me if anything goes wrong, or if we get any bookings.
- Herc: Those are just two of the circumstances under which you should not call. Other such circumstances include the following: any circumstances.
- Carolyn: Ignore him.
- Herc: Ignore her.
- Douglas: What a peaceful holiday you two are going to have.
I always thought you were the bravest man I ever met.
(via hedwig-pigwidgeon)


